You have entered the the lair of Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff. If you did not intend to enter here, abandon all hope, because you’re lost.
Then again, you could try again to reach the party to whom you intended to be connected. OR you could stay and check out our site.
We are performing musicians who call ourselves Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff . . . because those are our names. We perform at science fiction and filk conventions mostly because those are friendly spirits. We record our music, as you can see from our gallery of albums. Chef Jeff Vader (All-Powerful God of Biscuits) also produces albums for other people—you can visit his studio website—and Maya is the rental backup singer. You can visit her personal and literary website here.
So, who are we, really?
To quote from our Bandcamp page, ‘Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on “Bohemian Rhapsody” parody “Midichlorian Rhapsody”, or hauntingly beautiful, like “Road to Jerusalem” or “Manhattan Sleeps”. One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come.’